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No noise was being made. Only a pitch black background, with a grinning Psy-Crow and a clearly disgusted Earthworm Jim confronting him while Psy-Crow was pointing his plasma gun at him.
Jim: *with fury in his eyes* Was... was that all a game..?
Psy-Crow: Game? *he gives a small laugh* It wasn't a game, you stupid can of a worm, it was just brutal lack of honesty. And it just felt so good...
Jim: *he sighs heavily, gripping his fists* *clearly shaking* Grr...
Psy-Crow: It all shows on how you and your friends were really THAT stupid to trust a guy like me! And now I'm back, and straight up ANNIHILATING almost all of my former people... just so they can bow before the Queen Slug-For-A-Butt!
Jim: Did... *grunts* Did you really pay attention to what you just said? "Your own former people"?
Psy-Crow looks aside, and then notices the wave of struggling or dead crows on the floor... he has a distraught face for half a minute before he turns back to Jim, seemingly not caring.
Psy-Crow: But WHAT would make you think I'd care about them anyway? They are inferior to me! I have the strength, I have the suit that helps me survive as a human being, and even more than that! I am the superior crow! *evilly laughs*
*Jim just grunts in fury louder, almost making his hands bleed on how hard he's pressing his fists*
Jim: You... you seriously are not caring, are you? You... You killed your own kind justand you just shrug it off? What.. what the heck, man? *disgusted* Does that... does that make you fulfilled...? ...DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY??!! *suddenly yells, which makes Psy-Crow surprisingly flinch. He never has seen Jim this serious or angry before*
Psy-Crow: *laughs out of sudden* Oh boy, did I tickle your fancy in the wrong way?
Jim: I... Look, Psy-Crow... I.. seriously thought you were just lying at first... I was jealous of how much credit you were getting, I admit. But then... I actually TRUSTED YOU! To do GOOD. And you just throw it all away like it was scribbled paper! And... *sighs louder* And it just makes you really.... ugh... you... you are a sham, Psy-Crow. Nothing more.. nothing less.
Psy-Crow: Well... but... I...
Jim: You are a sham. Just that. You just wasted all that shade of redemption you just demonstrated a few weeks ago. And pretending to have redeemed yourself just even makes you SCRAPE down rock bottom even FURTHER. *drops his head low*
Psy-Crow: *now isn't saying anything*
Jim: You... before any of your "fans" find out about this, you better try to redeem yourself before it's too late. But there's only one problem... *he looks at him with a depressed and angry glare before turning around* It's already too late for me. *he then walks away*
Psy-Crow: *is with a shocked expression now... he then hears clapping*
Queen: Congratulations, Psy-Crow... you just broke Earthworm Jim to the emotional rock bottom! *laughing* You totally showed him how evil is! It makes us happy, and everybody else mad... mwahahaha.. you deserve a party for this... you into one?
Psy-Crow: *crossing arms* Sure...
Queen: Perfect! And just a reminder... evil feels good! *laughing, as she slithers away*
Psy-Crow: *does a faint evil chuckle* Yeah.. evil feels good, heheh.... but... *quietly* Why do I feel so... empty...?
*camera then pans far away, showing alone Psy-Crow, looking down in the ground*
Jim: *with fury in his eyes* Was... was that all a game..?
Psy-Crow: Game? *he gives a small laugh* It wasn't a game, you stupid can of a worm, it was just brutal lack of honesty. And it just felt so good...
Jim: *he sighs heavily, gripping his fists* *clearly shaking* Grr...
Psy-Crow: It all shows on how you and your friends were really THAT stupid to trust a guy like me! And now I'm back, and straight up ANNIHILATING almost all of my former people... just so they can bow before the Queen Slug-For-A-Butt!
Jim: Did... *grunts* Did you really pay attention to what you just said? "Your own former people"?
Psy-Crow looks aside, and then notices the wave of struggling or dead crows on the floor... he has a distraught face for half a minute before he turns back to Jim, seemingly not caring.
Psy-Crow: But WHAT would make you think I'd care about them anyway? They are inferior to me! I have the strength, I have the suit that helps me survive as a human being, and even more than that! I am the superior crow! *evilly laughs*
*Jim just grunts in fury louder, almost making his hands bleed on how hard he's pressing his fists*
Jim: You... you seriously are not caring, are you? You... You killed your own kind justand you just shrug it off? What.. what the heck, man? *disgusted* Does that... does that make you fulfilled...? ...DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY??!! *suddenly yells, which makes Psy-Crow surprisingly flinch. He never has seen Jim this serious or angry before*
Psy-Crow: *laughs out of sudden* Oh boy, did I tickle your fancy in the wrong way?
Jim: I... Look, Psy-Crow... I.. seriously thought you were just lying at first... I was jealous of how much credit you were getting, I admit. But then... I actually TRUSTED YOU! To do GOOD. And you just throw it all away like it was scribbled paper! And... *sighs louder* And it just makes you really.... ugh... you... you are a sham, Psy-Crow. Nothing more.. nothing less.
Psy-Crow: Well... but... I...
Jim: You are a sham. Just that. You just wasted all that shade of redemption you just demonstrated a few weeks ago. And pretending to have redeemed yourself just even makes you SCRAPE down rock bottom even FURTHER. *drops his head low*
Psy-Crow: *now isn't saying anything*
Jim: You... before any of your "fans" find out about this, you better try to redeem yourself before it's too late. But there's only one problem... *he looks at him with a depressed and angry glare before turning around* It's already too late for me. *he then walks away*
Psy-Crow: *is with a shocked expression now... he then hears clapping*
Queen: Congratulations, Psy-Crow... you just broke Earthworm Jim to the emotional rock bottom! *laughing* You totally showed him how evil is! It makes us happy, and everybody else mad... mwahahaha.. you deserve a party for this... you into one?
Psy-Crow: *crossing arms* Sure...
Queen: Perfect! And just a reminder... evil feels good! *laughing, as she slithers away*
Psy-Crow: *does a faint evil chuckle* Yeah.. evil feels good, heheh.... but... *quietly* Why do I feel so... empty...?
*camera then pans far away, showing alone Psy-Crow, looking down in the ground*
Serious and Earthworm Jim aren't two words that you'd expect to come together, but here I tried to attempt just that.
It came from an idea of mine for an imaginary EWJ4, and on how I'd like it to be focused on a story, while still not abandoning what made the original games great. And imagine this scenario, Psy-Crow says he needs help from Jim to kill a monster, and when they do, it was just a trick so he can ressurrect the Queen Slug-For-A-Butt. Yep, some humor needs to be dropped.
Well, hope you enjoy (or have enjoyed) my shortfic!
It came from an idea of mine for an imaginary EWJ4, and on how I'd like it to be focused on a story, while still not abandoning what made the original games great. And imagine this scenario, Psy-Crow says he needs help from Jim to kill a monster, and when they do, it was just a trick so he can ressurrect the Queen Slug-For-A-Butt. Yep, some humor needs to be dropped.
Well, hope you enjoy (or have enjoyed) my shortfic!
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